Nugent Supports Hunters for the Hungry By Ted Nugent
Mar 21, 2007 - 12:41:51 AM
Well, the dust has settled and the gutpiles have all been vultured up and recycled by God’s perfect tooth, fang and claw design, so let the grand American BloodBrother party erupt! For more than 20 years now, the great hunting families of America have once again stalked, ambushed, killed, gutted, hugged, dragged, skinned, hung, butchered, marinated, cooked up, seasoned, celebrated and served up more than 250 MILLION perfect, hot, pure, yummy, hi-protein meals of sacred venison to our fellow needy Americans. That’s right-250 million, again, from another annual, perfect, natural season of harvest.
With our magnanimous Hunters for the Hungry, Sportsmen Against Hunger and the Hunters and Farmers Feeding the Hungry programs, we have delivered the finest, healthiest rocketfuel for the mind, body, heart, spirit and soul to the homeless shelters and soup kitchens across the land, most importantly, without the guaranteed ineptitude and waste of government bureaucrats meddling with such a simple neighborly procedure. Hallelujah and pass the garlic and butter BBQ sauce baby. Godbless American hunters. The best Americans there are.
As the Nugent family joins this heartfelt celebration of such irrefutable wildlife management upgrade and success, the self-evident truth of conservation, “the intelligent, responsible wise-use” reality rages on. In this information tsunami day and age, who doesn’t know that there are more deer in North America than in recorded history? Who could possibly not know that from just the 5 states of Texas, Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, that hunters kill more than 2.5 million whitetail deer nearly every year? Who isn’t aware of the fact that venison is the healthiest, most natural maximum nutrition organic food on God’s good green earth? Wait till you get a full on bellyaching laugh from reading the letters to the editors here from the politically correct denial cult buffoons trying to claim that these are that crazy Nugent’s “opinions”. Facts are facts. Deal with them. Nothing goes better with a perfect meal of venison like a good laugh provided from an animal right’s clown. We really enjoy comedy with our meals. Excuse me while I howl hysterically at the hunter’s moon, and pass the delicious grilled backstraps to my friends, baby. Perfect.
I glowed with pride that cold winter day when I ladled out the scrumptious, hearty venison goulash to the homeless families on the not so mean streets of Detroit. Working with my fellow Safari Club International members and our own Ted Nugent United Sportsmen of America and a few other hundred or so volunteer sporting organizations, we prepared huge vats of this delicious chow for some of my down on their luck American neighbors. We were eager to share such quality food with people who otherwise were forced to scrape their next meal out of a back alley dumpster, as mandated by anti-hunting fanatics who banned the sharing wildgame meat in some states. Fortunately, the antihunters have been exposed for the soulless punks that they are and now every state in the nation admits and supports the universal, self-evident truth that wildgame meat is the best food there is. We graciously accepted a humanitarian award from the Salvation Army charity that year. Cool. Americans have always done the right thing when our neighbors are in need.
Across the nation and right here at home in central Texas, every imaginable hunting, fishing and trapping organization is working together to surpass the 250 million meal mark soon. Locally the dedicated professional butchers at Fulton’ Meats in Waco and deertexas.com are good connections to help out. We share a lot of this sacred flesh with the families of US Military heroes who have lost a loved one in the war on terror, so the donations go straight to the heart and soul of what everybody of goodwill and decency supports.
Make no mistake, in this culture war here at home, those who have a problem with hunting must by all logical conclusions have a problem with venison, which makes them the enemy of this perfect Hunters for the Hungry program. The line in the sand has been drawn. Remember the Alamo. Me? I’m going deerhunting and get me some meat for people who need and appreciate it. Venison: more perfection from God’s pantry of nature, and lots of it.
For more information on how to help needy American families, visit Caritas-Waco.org or call Caritas Foodbank at 753-4593, tednugent.com,hfth@tacaa.org/hunters.htm and deertexas.com or call the Texas Hunters for the Hungry hotline at 800-942-9767 x506.
